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Jokes about eggs, chickens and roosters

Why did the chicken stop at the side of the road?
Because he had bubble gum stuck to his feet.
Why did the computer cross the road?
Because it was programmed by a chicken.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken was not invented.
Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A bricklayer.
Where do chickens go when they die?
To the oven.


What do you call an egg who knows everything?
An egg-spert.
What do you call a silly egg?
An egg-nog.

Hilltops Free Range Chicken Eggs Farm in Boorowa, NSW

Farm address:
"Reynoldsdale" farm
1056 Lachlan valley way
Boorowa
NSW 2586

Postal address:
P.O. box 34
Boorowa
NSW 2586

Hours

Monday to Saturday
7am - 5pm

Contact us

Send us an email at: [email protected]