Jokes about eggs, chickens and roosters
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Why did the chicken stop at the side of the road?
Because he had bubble gum stuck to his feet. |
Why did the computer cross the road?
Because it was programmed by a chicken. |
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken was not invented. |
Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot. |
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A bricklayer. |
Where do chickens go when they die?
To the oven. |
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What do you call an egg who knows everything?
An egg-spert. |
What do you call a silly egg?
An egg-nog. |